Small batch | Printed in Las Vegas | Exclusive artist collaboration
It’s just a crabby day—not a crabby life.
This gray sweatshirt is for the days when your mood dips and your brain spirals—when feeling off makes it seem like everything is falling apart.
It’s not. You’re just in a moment—and it will pass.
Featuring our original Tiger Astronaut meditating with a crab in their lap, this coastal-coded, uplifting crewneck is perfect for chilly summer days—like cold AC, early mornings, or breezy nights.
Whether you’re resetting your brain with a slow matcha run, venting your feelings through beachside journaling, or laying in bed rewatching your childhood comfort show—this sweatshirt is a cozy hug that gently reminds you:
One crabby moment doesn’t define your whole life. You’re just going through it. And you will get through it.
PERFECT FOR
• Emotional reset days and soft burnout recovery
• Gifting a cozy reminder to anxious friends or exhausted helpers
• Late-night spirals, sensory overload, or post-cry decompression
• Road trips, study breaks, or quiet mornings by the sea
• Anyone who needs to hear: you’re just in a moment—and it will pass
CONTENT + DETAILS
• Midweight + durable – 50/50 cotton-poly blend adds a cozy layer for cold AC, early mornings, and breezy summer nights
• Smooth, low-pill finish – finer yarns + low-impact dyes for a soft feel that lasts and a fit that holds its shape
SIZING TIPS
Classic unisex fit – true to size
Not too slim, not too baggy—just that easy, everyday fit
Want it oversized? Size up for a slouchy look that’s perfect for slow mornings, study breaks, or spontaneous sunset drives
Add to cart if this feels like your kind of energy—whether it’s for you or someone who reads it in passing.
