Frog hat. Goose attitude. Chaotic boundary-setting.
This vinyl sticker delivers the message your brake lights can’t. Featuring a mildly unhinged goose in a frog hat, the “You’re Too Close!” decal is perfect for chaotic good drivers, passive-aggressive cuties, and anyone who wants their ride (or water bottle) to do the talking.
It’s waterproof, weatherproof, and UV-resistant—made to survive summer commutes, tailgaters, and long road trips. Stick it on your rear windshield, dorm mirror, laptop case, or hydro flask for maximum judgment in the cutest possible format.
Because nothing sets boundaries like a goose in a frog hat.
Why You’ll Love It
• Chaotic-cute design – balances aesthetic vibes with unbothered energy
• Weatherproof vinyl – waterproof + sun-resistant for indoor or outdoor use
• Versatile sizing – 5" x 6", big enough to be noticed, small enough for any surface
• Multipurpose – perfect for cars, laptops, water bottles, or dorm mirrors
• Designed in the USA – crisp print, clean edges, long-lasting durability
Perfect For
• Drivers who hate tailgaters and need some backup sass
• Back-to-school dorm decor, laptop stickers, and car window flair
• Gen Z meme lovers, frog-core and goose-core fans
• Funny gifts for friends, grads, or anxious girlies with good taste
Each listing is for one vinyl goose sticker.
Ships fast from Las Vegas in eco-friendly packaging.
Let your goose do the honking.
