A little salty. A lot iconic.
This cheeky little shrimp card says what everyone’s thinking—but funnier.
Just pull back the shrimp’s tail to reveal the punchline: “You’re the sh*t.”
Whether it’s a graduation congrats, a breakup survival badge, or just your weekly “you’re chaotic and I love it” energy drop—this card delivers personality in a bite-sized shell. Bonus points for the shrimp-print envelope and the premium feel that makes it fridge-worthy.
Why You'll Love It:
• Peel-to-reveal message – interactive, hilarious, and weirdly empowering
• Compact & cute – 5 x 3.5", fits easily into snail mail or care packages
• Comes with a shrimp-pattern envelope that’s low-key adorable
• High-quality print – smooth finish and bold, summer-ready colors
• Made for weird best friends, seafood lovers, and dopamine gift-givers
Perfect For:
• Galentine’s, Pride Month, or chaotic summer snail mail
• Graduation, finals week, or breakups that need humor
• “Thinking of you” gifts for shrimp lovers + pun fans
• Anyone who deserves a boost and can take a joke
• Queer joy, spicy affirmations, and slightly unhinged compliments
A little weird. A lot heartfelt. Add it to your cart if your love language is roasting people affectionately.
